I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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