chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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