used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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