No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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