whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you still have your period?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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