there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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