I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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