that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
