How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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