May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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