Swine flu. Run for my life!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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