i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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