you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Pants are for mortals
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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