HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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