Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
