can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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