so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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