no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
