I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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