She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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