Do you still have your period?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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