3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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