It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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