Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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