but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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