so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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