are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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