The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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