he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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