oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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