She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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