You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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