please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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