Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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