i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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