belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it because I queefed?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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