I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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