guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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