last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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