So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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