Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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