What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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