What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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