it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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