we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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