Sry I called you an 8
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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