He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
