Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
