We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
ok first of all what the fuck
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