Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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